Dry AssNo. 0417 · Brute
Drained a municipal fountain single-handedly, in one gulp.
ScrapsNo. 0666 · Runt
Lived in a trash can and never paid the city rent.
Old FartNo. 0071 · Geezer
Caused a gas-leak panic at an opera gala.
Blind DorkNo. 0404 · Engineer
Fixed an elevator without glasses; it shot through the roof.
SnotfaceNo. 0615 · Rookie
Ruined three museum paintings with a single sneeze.
Drooly DaveNo. 1123 · Brute
Sabotaged a butcher's window display with drool.
Suck-UpNo. 1204 · Runt
Dragged a trial out by nine hours complimenting the judge.
BlabbermouthNo. 1776 · Geezer
Talked an interrogator into resigning.
Greasy ScrewNo. 1440 · Engineer
Greased the town hall stairs into a slide.
Wild CalfNo. 1987 · Rookie
Rode an escaped bull and chased the mayor.
BreadheadNo. 0852 · Brute
Kidnapped 300 loaves from a bakery and demanded ransom.
Sewer RatNo. 0313 · Runt
Tunneled through the sewers into a bank vault. The wrong bank.
MoldyNo. 0540 · Geezer
Attended own funeral and sold the wreaths.
Butt CrackNo. 0707 · Engineer
Stole the taps from 30 homes while 'fixing the plumbing'.
TickNo. 0314 · Rookie
Latched onto a merchant and freeloaded for two years.
Cauliflower CarlNo. 2306 · Brute
Knocked out 88 referees in illegal prizefights.
CreepNo. 1313 · Runt
Scared a cemetery night watchman into early retirement.
Mush MouthNo. 0088 · Geezer
Took a hospital soup cauldron hostage.
CrispyNo. 2201 · Engineer
Blew up the neighborhood three times in three experiments.
Peach FuzzNo. 1601 · Rookie
Tried to sneak into a tavern with a fake mustache.
DishwaterNo. 0047 · Brute
47 cases of food poisoning in the prison kitchen.
Hunger StrikeNo. 0909 · Runt
Starved 40 days in protest, then forgot the cause.
Old CootNo. 1899 · Geezer
Rigged the market scales for fifty years.
Short CircuitNo. 0220 · Engineer
Wound the Company's electricity meter backwards.
PunkNo. 0999 · Rookie
Drew something rude on the Company sign. Very large.
Blind StumpNo. 1590 · Brute
Broke into the wrong house and stayed three days as a guest.
Sticky FingersNo. 2718 · Runt
Pickpocketed the police chief's handcuffs.
Loony GrampsNo. 0203 · Geezer
Mistook city hall for home and put it up for sale.
SmartassNo. 1001 · Engineer
Lectured the judge on law and doubled the sentence.
Broke-AssNo. 0503 · Rookie
Got run over by own getaway cart.